Well it looks as if my Arch-Filmmaking-Nemesis Brian Wallis will be "Captaining" the "Collander Films" "Team". And how fitting (in a very nemesis-y) way that he will be making a "horror" "film". It's also quite fitting that I have stolen his OWN BROTHER for my team! (Cue: Evil laugh)
In other news, I was going to spend this weekend making a steady-cam out of pipes and such, but have since been assigned the experimental "genre". Upon doing some research, (wikipedia) I found that a quick search for "experimental films" returns a veritable who's-who list of filmmakers I want to punch in the face (I'm looking at you, David Lynch). So in lieu of that, this weekend will not be spent making a Steady-Cam Out of Pipes and Such, but shall indeed be spent slaughtering pigs, making lavish costumes, and becoming more pretentious.
I shall also set into motion a plan to DESTROY Collander Films.
1 comment:
How DARE you? You steal my own brother! NOOOOOO!!!
I will use my horror film to overshadow your expiramental David Lynch filmness. Dont bother slaughtering the pigs, Pretention Jockey, you shall be lying in a broken weeping heap of jealousy after you see the MIRACLE that is my film. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Eat your lavish costumes, NEMESIS!!!!
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