Collander Films finds itself with a finished script. After the first few aborted attempts led to scripts that ballooned to a epic number of pages we finally made our choice and we are proud to announce that we will be making a horror film with chills, thrills, and a nod to the great Ed Wood. Realizing that we have about 24 hours to actually shoot this baby, we decided to pass on the mad idea of a creature feature that required expensive and time consuming make up and make a film that puts a quirky spin on Ed Wood style films of the 1950's. We are proud to announce our title "Vampire Pioneers From Lake Terror". Now that you have started breathing again try and shake off that feeling that your eyes will never again read a better series of words and prepare yourself to be amazed.
As an additional notice we were sad to hear that the Big Productions suffered a set back when my nemesis ,Jason Crampton, wet himself due to the pure awesome that hit him IN THE FACE after reading the title of our film. Our hearts go out to him from our hot tub filled with handsome male celebrities.
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