Monday, August 3, 2009

Collander Films To Write Horror Film

We here at Collander Films have taken the first steps on our horror film. We are excited to be in charge of what is sure to be one of the bloodiest genres of film. Royce and I [Brian] had a chat the other day about some ideas and we think we have hit upon a great one. We discussed different types of horror films and what exactly we wanted to accomplish with the type we chose. David is out of town for a few more days so we cannot communicate with him. We suspect that our nemesis The Big Productions may have kidnapped him. That is just the kind of low trick that those so and so's over there would try, BUT worry not we have a plan for them as well. It will be unpleasant and most likely involve some serious and repeated viewings of Blue Velvet, a film I consider a masterpiece. Beware, Jason. I may even go so far as to use all 4 hours of Inland Empire.....Oh, I'll do it!

2 comments:

Jason said...

Inland Empire!? That is low Wallis. Perhaps not as low as Lost Highway in my opinion, but still... harsh. And kidnapping? No. Sending a spy into your ranks? Perhaps. My next blog post will contain more information... NEMESIS!

Brian Wallis said...

Your next blog post can eat a boom mike for all I care. YOU FOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!

PS I DO seriously LOVE Blue Velvet and Twin Peaks.

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